BEFORE THE LANDSLIDE

Before the landslide I wrote this:-

Bill Clinton was seen to be shaking hands with Pak Lah today and with some Malaysian women too.

Bill Clinton in reference to Malaysia’s current political situation said “I was told that there are political conflicts here. That is a good thing. Nobody is right all the time,” .

Yes, right, speak for yourself Bill. Thank God it is not Bush that said it, otherwise he would have said he was ill advised by his intelligence about Malaysia, shaking his head in disbelief as the way he did in his recent ABC's interview where they touched on WMD in Iraq.

There would be a small demonstration, people carrying banners and placards asking him to leave Malaysia. Don’t forget Khairy, he will run around like a mad man at the Convention Centre as the way he did when Miss Rice was here two three years ago. As we all know, Miss Rice now is looking for a job at Buckingham Palace as a pianist.

Bill Clinton should know in this country once you are wrong, no matter how you justify it, you will be labelled as wrongdoer for seven generation. A few hundred years ago, those who politically wrong will be “Sula”.

It is wrong for Bill to say we are in political conflict, it is not political conflict, it is political maturity, it is a process of full grown democracy, Malaysia’s way, Our way, My way.

But then again a large number of our politicians still have the mentality as if we still live on trees, no wonder we look as if we are in conflict all the time.

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 6

Too cut the long story short, I managed to get a temporary home, courtesy of a close friend who care so much about me.

Every two or three hour someone told me of the occurrence of small landslide andearth movement.

I took my precious television, astro decoder and dvd out of the house when they let me in eventually at 6pm.

I saw Smart, the military, fire rescuers, police, the FRU, field force were all over Bukit Antarabangsa, sirens everywhere every 5minutes, busy attending to the tasks given to them. Reporters photographers were all over the place. MPAJ officials in this case is less visible, for two reasons either they were outnumbered or as if they smell the anger of the people of Bukit Antarabangsa that makes them wanting to be the least conspicious.

By 8pm I was already exhausted, sitting at the restaurant for the fourth time in a day. As I was thinking to myself, hearing to myself, I felt dizzy for a few second, I thought it was just me, I asked those sitting opposite me whether they experience similar dizziness, they said no, a second later they said yes and I felt it again, I was not alone, a small tremor occurs several times with no one actually knew about it unless they pay attention to it.

We left immediately, I made up my mind, I will not be a superhero, defiant to the fact that I have to leave my home, leave Bukit Antarabangsa for at least a week.

That’s what I thought or hope or pray, the truth is I will have to stay away, longer, probably a month as reminded by a friend who is Landscape Architect.

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 5

The Menteri Besar gave his press conference exactly at 9am. YB Azmin standing next to him, didn’t say a word, obviously giving a lot of room to his boss to steal the light. He thank the rescuers, telling all did a good job, he updated the press on the number of houses destroyed, affected and casualties, he repeated his states government stand banning hill slope development, at the end of it he told the press, the landslide may cause damaged to the structure of Impian Selatan Condominium, he declared it is unsafe the residence who live at Impian Selatan formerly known as Southern Heights to evacuate the condominium.

By mid day, as I was sitting at Restoran Wangsa Ukay with a few neigbours and friends of Bukit Antarabangsa, like exodus of transmigration, residence of Impian Selatan were seen travelling light walking out of Impian Selatan through Bukit Mewah up Riverdale Apartment to the so called Bukit Antarabangsa shoplots. Mosts of them were young couples with small children, carrying with them several small luggages, mind you they dress well too.

At the same time, I was hoping to get into my house to take a few more personal belonging, at the same time I received so many phone calls and sms. It looks like I may have to leave my home for a long time.

One thing for sure, I have to look for a new home for the next few days, hope and pray that I don’t have to move out for good.

To be continued.

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 4

I was surprised by the number of police presence, the Smart Rescue Team and Fire Rescuer at 4.30am. It was dark, not much can be done other than searching for survivors with torch lights, no lights other torch lights. Bukit Mewah neighbourhood was seen giving as much assistance to the authority in identifying houses which were affected. I heard one man in the state of shock discovered a swimming pool in front of his house and his cars moved three bungalows away from his house.

One lady spoke of Thana, (later as in the news Thana perished in the landslide) blaiming the abandon houses at Wangsa 9 in her opinion caused the landslide, there are others blaiming the new bungalows project nearby.

Those standing and watching are those not affected but largely are those who came back from late supper but unable to get back to their home probably at Kyoto Garden, Oakleaf Condo or all over Bukit Jaya and Bukit Utama.

At the same time, I was counting, several times, looking above the bungalows where my house is standing, the distance to the landslide, its five doors away, counted again and again, comforting myself, its seven doors away. I am safe, I should be safe, I thought to myself.

I went back to my house, very quickly, quick shower, quick change of clothes, pray for Suboh, right after the "sujud Syukor", the police came, asking me to vacate the house, it was declared unsafe, he said, the earth is unstable. "Banyak pergerakan Encik", he said.

Its 6.15am, what should I do, where should I go?

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 3

We rushed back to Bukit Antarabangsa once we dropped the children. Thinking of the things to do next, whatever we can retrieve and ran off with it, passports, documents, children clothing etc.

By the time we arrived, my bros were at the gate waiting for us. Syabas workers had just abandoned their work, it is apparent we may abandon our house.

I went to Bukit Mewah, a small army of rescuers has started search and rescue work. Houses seems to be knocking each other, I saw a car as high as 30 feet, close to the roof, the landslide blocked the only road to Bukit Jaya, Bukit Mewah Kyoto Garden, Oakleaf Condo, Laman Oakleaf as high as 2 storey building.

Many in the state of confusion, direct victims are those where their houses totally destroy with or without casualties. Residences of Bukit Mewah were all out of their houses crossing monsoon drain opposite the mosque.

Many who live across the landslide further up the hill were seen standing hoping they can get back home at the wee hour of the morning.

At the same time, in the dark I was trying to identify the house I was so concerned about earlier. Not many were carrying torch light, even if they do, it look so pathetic.

Its nearly 5am, the house was actually move from its original location by 10 metres, almost a total lost although not crumbling. How do I tell him, I thought to myself.

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 2

We rushed out of the house with the children, Syabas technician still working at the fire hydrant, obviously unaware of the landslide.

I went to the balcony again, a quick look, the earth still rolling at Bukit Mewah, I heard people screaming, it is 3.30am. My immediate neighbours were sound asleep, like Syabas workers, they were unaware.

Along the way, we decided to drop the children at my mother in law’s house, we make a few phone calls, one of which to call someone who live in at Bukit Mewah along the path of the landslide.

“Where are you now?” “Singapore” he said. “Your house…” at 4am I told him that his house could be affected by the landslide. Sound aware of the situation he said, “Have a look at it please, one of the neighour told me, the landslide may have affected the kitchen”. “I will.....” I said”. “.....I will keep you inform...”.

Glad he is not at his house, glad all of his family are safe with him.

To be continued.

BUKIT MEWAH BUKIT ANTARABANGSA LANDSLIDE 2008

It is 2.30am, the neighbours dogs were barking, I walked to the children playroom to have a peek at the window, Syabas lorry and men working at the fire hydrant nearby which burst a few hours earlier.

As I was updating this blog, I heard gushing noise from my bedroom which is facing Bukit Mewah it sound like heavy rain, not the usual rain, more of hail stone. I went to the balcony to check for certain, there was total black out, I saw cloud of smoke as high as 7 storey building. My first thought at that time, another condominium crash to the ground.

My wife who joined me at the balcony a minute later scream, “Take the children out of the house now!!!”.

It’s another Bukit Antarabangsa land slide, this time it involved those who live at Bukit Mewah. She scream when she saw the landslide moving houses and trees.

To be continued.

image: universitas Hang Tuah Surabaya

Graduan Melayu Muda is in the spotlight again. They ridiculously wearing suit with yellow sarong around them. They were crying for funds, fund to pay legal fees in order to sue Chua Soi Lek for insulting “Ketuanan Melayu”. Tuan, by English definition, means “Lord”. These Graduan Melayu Muda don’t look like Tuan to me, which “Tuan” have problem in paying their legal fees, worst still in this case, they begged for legal fees.

If they think, they are Tuan, then they should behave like one. Get a Tuan suit, don’t put sarong around it, don’t talk about money, do proper campaign, get an injuncton, stop anyone, everyone from talking about Ketuanan Melayu.

Chua Soi Lek is another arsehole, as if we forget, as if we are deaf and dumb, why not just say “Orang Melayu Tidak Relevan”. Go ahead insulting us Malay, surely you always wanted to do that, most of them are, I know for sure. 20 years ago while studying in the UK, one chinese student said before we even introduced ourselves in the presence of the many Mat Salleh, “without the Chinese, the Malay is no where in Malaysia”. 3 years later we become very close, since later he realised I never impersonate his Chinese accent, the English does that.

And by the way, despite of me ridiculing them, I hope and pray Graduan Melayu Muda succeed in their call for the abolishment of the Bar Council as they did 2 weeks ago when they demontrates at Jalan Ampang.

That one piss the Bar Council off.

DO WHAT YOU LIKE

Whenever, whereever I can help it, I refrain myself from commenting on the most controversial issue of them all for this decade, none other than yoga edict (fatwa).

Majlis Fatwa a body responsible in issuing fatwa, did a great job in dividing us Muslim, I guess that is what ulamak and guru do best for the past 1400 years since the day of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) wafat.

I got up at 4.30am several days ago, a rare occasion, I pray, I recite the Yassin, a bit of Zikr while waiting for the Azan of Suboh. After the Suboh prayer, I watched CNN BBC switching all news channels available, then I do the “yoga” followed by breeze walk.

Tell me now, would it be “haram” to take a few moment of breathing exercise by way of “yoga”? Let it be clear to this Majlis, I don’t recite any “mentera” or “puja”.

Someone told me, doing a few minutes of “yoga” a day would help those with ED to get it up again. May be someone should tell this discovery to the Majlis Fatwa, I can assure you they will reverse the “fatwa”, if not provide an exception and guideline to practice “yoga”.

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

image: Afghan road sign and racist Rumsfeld

Of all the issues ever raised by all the politicians, the most stupid and ridiculous is about multilingual road signage. In the beginning it was headed by that witch Teresa Kok when she planned to put up 4 languages street signage all over Kuala Lumpur.

At Seputeh she put up “Jalan Muhibbah” illegally, 4 languages road sign to reflect Malaysian, so she declared in Singapore tabloid. Stupid. Don’t you think? Muhibbah is in the heart not on road signage. And if I am not mistaken Seputeh residence mostly are Chinese, where is the Muhibbah? Try put it up at Cheras.

Like “Penyakit Berjangkit” it went up to Penang. They justified the move in the most insulting way to our intelligent, ““Let no one doubt that the DAP respects and upholds Bahasa Malaysia as the country’s official language. We even amended our party constitution in 2006 to reflect the language’s official status,”. I think that racist Guan Eng fail to add, “we DAP fall sick when sees Malay and Jawi road signage only.”

In China, in Thailand, in Russia, or anywhere where no one have a clue whats written on their road signage, they put up English language.

Any other than that whether Teresa, Guan Eng or whoever supported the idea of more than just national language and international language as road signage worth to be noted as our proud racist MPs and Minister, since there is nothing wrong with Bahasa Melayu.

NEXT YEAR FORECAST

Today Anwar proclaimed he got Sabah and Sarawak Opposition MPs united. Anwar finally will form a Pakatan Rakyat Government. Its all hard work, no play.

I like his confident level, he doesn’t quit, he keeps on trying and he just never give up. That is the spirit that we the rakyat look for from a leader. After 16th September he finally got a cunning plan, he managed to unite the Opposition in Sabah and Sarawak to be on his side.

In the alternative, just in case when all these effort continues to be disappointing, get the many of your Indian friends to assist you. No, not getting more support, I think Hindraff is 100% behind you. Just get an Indian fortune teller that carry bird cage around town to give you a date so that you can declare a new date for take over from the present government.

Hope you get one, I am referring to fortune telling bird, get a new date from the bird like the one shown above.

The last date you predicted, 16th September, was bad for you.

OXFORD BLUES

I can’t believe it when Razak Baginda proceed to have press conference which was call off a few weeks ago.

It should not have been held, many have forgotten about him, it is our society “Mudah Lupa DNA”. With the exception of a few bloggers who have not finished with him, he could have just keep himself subdue. But then again he rather clarify several issues straight including that photo of him with Najib and the deceased.

The truth, there are many out there who bought the authenticity of the photo, they believe in whatever RPK or the rest of his alliance wrote. Our society has change so much, we tend to have more faith to those who want to send everyone to hell rather than those who swear by the Quran.

Fancy doing dissertation on that at Oxford?

RIDING HIGH RONNIE

What in the world do these people have in mind?

DAP baik, PKR baik, Anwar or Kit Siang, when someone among them charge at court, to them it is politically motivated.

Ronnie Liu, that anarchist type of MP, was charge for obstructing an enforcement officer while peforming his duty, to be exact he was charge for aiding and abetting patrons and workers to stop one local officer from closing a hotel.

They even claimed someone behind the charge playing this Malay Chinese sentiment. Where do they get that from? As far as I know the Government can charge anyone even for crime committed 50 years ago.

Kelana Jaya YB Loh reported as saying no one other than Ronnie Liu has been charged. Actually Loh, you must know this, consult your lawyers first before you say anything legally sound. It is up to the prosecution, they choose who to charge, others can be witnesses, in this case Ronnie Liu charged, others present during the raid can be the witness for the prosecution. So, issues of selective prosecutions do not arise at all.

Now, Ronnie Liu and his supporters like RPK can question about the bail, why Anwar given personal bond but when Ronnie Liu's counsel ask for it, it was denied by the court. That is racism, don’t you think Ronnie? Try raise that Ronnie, I dare you.

You people are riding high now, aren’t you.

AN ARSE HOLE

Ever look forward your Monday? Ever believe in freedom of expression?

If you do, today is the day, Gerakan Reformis Rakyat Malaysia is holding demonstration at Bangunan Sultan Abdul Aziz Shah at Shah Alam. They will strip naked for a good cause, about housing for the poor. The State Government is increasing the price of low costs houses and apparently they are not happy. There is no other way to protest than to walk towards the State Government building naked. It will surely make a lot of differences, I suppose so.

We are moving forward aren’t we? We are a Nation not only progressing as the most democratic country in South East Asia, we are now the most liberal in expressing ourselves.

Do not expect the type of nakedness tomorrow as vis a vis fine art nudity. Believe me, it is going to be hell, a sight expected but not to be seen, any photos taken at site, unworthy of gallery.

Let’s wait what the Bar Council says about that, I wonder whether they will still stand by that freedom of expression principle they care so much about, in particular of such manner?

MAT SALLEH THINK WE ARE RACIST

image: the racist Mat Salleh.

Are you racist? I think we all are, every morning we curse at someone and make racist remark at the same time. The moment we commute to work in the morning we make racist remark if not sexist remark.

The best racist joke, if you want to call it racist, was told by a close friend 25 years ago, a Sarawakian Punjabi to be exact, and it goes like this;

A Pak Cik went to a market one morning, at one of the stall he saw three baskets of Ketam. Each basket has different colour, a Red Basket known as Ketam China, a Green Basket known as Ketam India and a Yellow Basket known as Ketam Melayu.

The Pak Cik find it strange that Ketam Melayu basket was unlid whereas Ketam China basket and Ketam India basket were lid tightly, so he asked the Vendor, “why the two, Ketam China and Ketam India baskets lid and sealed whereas Ketam Melayu left open unlid?”

The Vendor reply, “Ketam China and Ketam India will climb up the basket if left unseal or unlit.” The Pak Cik asked again, “Aren’t you worry Ketam Melayu will climb up too if left unlid?”

The Vendor reply with a smile, “I have no worry about Ketam Melayu, every time when one Ketam Melayu climb up, one Ketam Melayu will pull him down.”

RUMBLING UMNO

Seremban UMNO Division meeting that turns to free for all brawl is not new, we heard incident of throwing chairs at Wanita UMNO Division meeting several weeks ago. I was told today several branches boycotted UMNO Division meeting. Do you know those who boycotted the meeting, kept quiet and shy away are the good ones?

UMNO members as a whole dissatisfied the way UMNO is run, dissatisfied money politics are rampant more than ever, dissatisfied UMNO are run by certain parties who only care about themselves. Best words of describing it “The way they run the Division as if UMNO Parti Bapak Dia”. March 2008 has not taught UMNO anything other than blaming Pak Lah.

From Perlis to the South, from Johor straight up to Kelantan you will hear hue and cry of potential candidates being block from contesting and money politics, a trend welcome by many who want to see UMNO crash to the ground in 10 years time. UMNO as a whole does not seems to progress to better cleaner and highly respected image.

I suggested to a couple I know leaving for Hajj tomorrow to carry UMNO flag while performing their Hajj and pray UMNO do not disappear from Tanah Melayu. We laugh of course, we know UMNO is now a complete joke.

Jokes aside, Selamat Mengerjakan Haji to you both Dee and Nees.

BORN TO WILD, BORN TO BE FREE

Lets celebrate, I am happy the Court free RPK although I am one of those people for ISA . On the other hand, I am not happy to see RPK free, he will go back telling everyone facts after facts which either you love it or loathe it.

RPK left Shah Alam High Court with a beautiful Rolls Royce, I suppose it is not his, whoever make arrangement to pick him up with RR must have high regard of him or person or persons who benefited so much from his writing.

Several weeks ago I saw someone proudly worn a black T Shirt written “I am with RPK”, what a fool, I thought to myself, you are not with him, he is inside and you are outside.

Soon we will be seeing someone put on a T Shirt “LEAVE RPK ALONE”.

Soon we will be hearing the Appeal of the High Court’s decision.

Perhaps it is too early to celebrate.

COLOURFUL MALAYSIAN LEADERS

An Obama leaders in Malaysia?

Singapore Times quoted Pak Lah who said it is possible, quoted Lim Kit Siang in his blog that states there will be strong protest. Be realistic, it is possible, as for now it is impossible.

700 years of House of Commons, 250 years of Congress, just over 50 years of Malaysia Parliament.

30 years ago Haji Hadi in one of his ceramah said he will support non Malay to be Prime Minister as long as he is a Muslim.

Yes, me too, I would like to have a Kadazan or Iban or any of those Sabahan or Sarawakian natives as a leader wouldn’t you?

It would be colourful. In the past we have colourful leaders, look back, for a start look at Tunku.

US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

I am for Senator Barrack Obama. I want him to win, the polls shows he is going to win. It won't be easy, anything can happen. Knowing the US, those who do not want him to win will do all sorts of things to ensure Obama will not win in this Presidential Election.

If the US can convince that stupid Congress of WMD, they can do just about anything and got away with it.

A friend suggested about time our Government send Malaysian as observers to monitor the US election. As free as the US can be, they are not free from election fraud or rigging.

Vote Obama. Wai... here's a joke send by my usual source:

A teacher in Jackson, Mississippi asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans..

Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.' The teacher asked why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'

The teacher asks, 'If your Mom were a moron, and your Dad were an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,' That would make me a McCain fan.'

All The Best Obama.

MPs AND THUGS, THEY ARE THE SAME

Why do I have to post comment every time when Parliament is in sessions? Why do I have to repeat the same thing about our MPs?

Did I say our MPs got no class? Yes I did but then again let me be specific, large number of our Opposition MPs got no class at all.

Look at the way they behaved in Parliament today when the new Finance Minister deliver his closing speech on the Budget, Mahfuz, Jeff Ooi, Tian Chua and many more “macam orang tak reti bahasa”. These are the people who teaches our children to be “kurang ajar”, its true, believe me. They were nothing more than people without good manners where the “Mak Bapak Tidak Ajar” not to interrupt others as they speak.

When the situation got worsen out of their stubbornness, they got thrown out, they want it , they ask for it, they want to walk out, it gives them time and space, to blog, to do ceramah, to go to Court, to talk to the media, it’s a trick, volunteer to walk out or get kick out. A trick to get their own holiday.

Talk about wasting tax payers money, these are the idiots that waste tax payers money, they do waste tax payers money.

Read my previous posting.

ITS ALL ABOUT ACTING

Ready…Lights…Camera…Action!!!

Act 1

Low Siew Moi appointed as Acting General Manager for PKNS, being non Malay for the top job, although qualified, several Malay groups from UMNO to PAS called for action which bring Act 2.

Act 2

Dr Hassan Ali of PAS protest the appointment of the new PKNS boss, it is the same Dr Hassan Ali who was seen standing next to MB Khalid when MB Khalid clarified his stand on giving more rooms for non Malay to join UITM, Dr Hassan Ali was seen supportive, that is good acting by Dr Hassan Ali considering his stand of the new Acting GM of PKNS which brings Act 3.

Act 3

PAS newspaper Harakah reported PAS accepted the appointment of Low Siew Moi with open heart which contradicting Dr Hassan Ali earlier stand in Act 2 as such Act 4 is imperative to determine whether there was bad acting in all scenes, Act 1, Act 2 and Act 3.

Act 4

Dato Haji Hadi, front page Mingguan Malaysia today wants an explanation from his friends in Selangor, I pressume MB Khalid, on the appointment of the new Acting General Manager for PKNS. Dato Haji Hadi acting for whom?

Cut…Cut…Cut!!! What is there to explain? Who are you? MB Khalid is not answerable to you. It is his prerogative. After all it is Acting Post, Acting General Manager for PKNS.

Ever since Dato Shah Rukh Khan saga, everyone wants to act and it gets better, as good as the acting of their mentor leader peers and Prime Minister In Acting/Waiting Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

If you do not see your DUN, MP, Minister they probably “tengah shooting/acting".

THE BAR, NO STANDARD BUT DOUBLE STANDARD

In the beginning I thought I should keep my thoughts on the latest controversy between Tun Salleh Abas and the Bar Council at bay. I rather leave it to Rocky Bru, he did good job in raising this issue including putting it in such way that the Bar Council practice double standard which they did. Thanks Rocky, you are a Star.

Then came several legally qualified person gave their opinion, even the Bar issue a press statements to defend themselves by saying in such away that “it has nothing to do with them, it is the law”. In the first place, why someone like Tun Salleh Abas need legal practice certificate to be a Consultant? A consultant by definition should be someone with years of experience in legal services sits in a law firm and assists the firm by way of consultancy.

There you go, the Bar, they put it in such a way their hands are tight. All they did is asking everyone to look at the Act. Yes that stupid Act that they rely upon time and time again to show they are part of law making body, they are a Statutory Body. Poodaahh!!!….

The Bar is aware the Consultant application requirements in the provision has cause injustice to Tun Salleh Abas, do they call for repeal, abolishment, or even amendment or whatever they want to call it? They do nothing, nothing to seek justice for Tun Salleh Abas in this case.

They give all sorts of excuses not to assist him, to me it is simple, “Hendak seribu daya, tak nak seribu daleh”.

As for now, that is the Bar Council for you, EGM pun tak nampak batang hidung.

SPEAK OUT FOR SILENT MAJORITY

Someone told me last Saturday evening at Open House gathering, those who join PKR are people without principles. I beg to differ when I saw YB Zulkifli Nordin raised the issues of certain parties questioning among others the volume on the call of Azan and Jawi road signage.

YB Zul, from the first day I knew him has been doing a lot of voluntary work without fear or favour especially trials on illegal gathering. Those days, those who were charged for illegal gathering were largely PAS members. Today we have all sorts of peaceful gathering from the one organised by BAR Council to the one calling for the free of ISA's detainees. It’s democracy to them, its bloody nuisance if you ask me.

Zul Nordin now MP for PKR, does what he was supposed to do when he gate crash his way into one of the Bar Council forum, no compromise in defending Islam he said, and I respected that. I think he has spoken for the silent majority in Parliament recently by firing the sick NGO’s, politicians, MPs and he is also bold enough to have a go at his own Party for doing nothing to defend Islam. Never mind if one says he is not representing the Muslim of this country, at least he got the “B#*LS” to tell off those arrogant “B#%#RD”.

Thank God, the BN candidate at Kulim withdrew his election petition against Zul Nordin and praise to Allah, Zul did not vacate his seat for Anwar as speculated.

Enjoy and have fun YB Zul, you are being watched by the silent majority. Well done.

HAPPY DEEPAVALI TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS

No matter who you are and what you believe in, Wishing All Of You Happy Deepavali 2008.

SWEAR BOX IN PARLIAMENT ANYONE?

Time and time again I saw the Oppositions behave like monkeys in Parliament. I posted about these issues sometime ago. I believe a well trained monkey like the one they send to space would have behaved in orderly manner.

Why do they have to behave like thugs or like yobbs?

Using foul language, screaming and shouting and each other as if it was the order of the day. Next you see Karpal got thrown out and suspended for the next two days, it is not something new, it has occurred before and will occur again. Karpal's history and track records in Parliament is as colourful as Lembu Berhias.

Some said he always find ways to get thrown out from Parliament for reasons only known to him. I posted about him in Parliament sometime ago, have a look. Now I wonder was it just a show, if it is a show it, it is bad acting with bad taste which would not warrant conferment of Datukship like Shah Rukh Khan.

And about time the Speaker take drastic proactive pragmatic action other than throwing them out from their seat in Parliament, and my suggestions to put up a "Swear Box" in Parliament, for every word of foul language or swear words, the MP in question must put RM1,000.00 in the "Swear Box".

And the money can be used to send MP like Karpal to acting school run by Dato Shah Rukh Khan.

MAT JENIN NEARLY SUE ME IN COURT

image : Sue him in Court.

When all of us should worry on the possibility of flood in every States in the next few weeks, most bloggers are worry on the current trend of politicians suing the mainstream media such as Utusan by the millions of ringgit for defamation, or politicians suing bloggers for the same reason i.e. unfair reporting amounting to defamation or blogger suing another blogger for telling one full of rubbish and the other full of shit.

No one, not even one blogger highlighted the issue of non appearance of MPs or DUNs and flood areas in Kedah. You will only read their cry and worries over RPK, their believe in Anwar, their support for Hindraffs or who got the most nominations at UMNO Division meetings, or who is suing whom, debates on freedom of press full of insults and sarcasm. All these got nothing to do with our daily needs, it serves no purpose to the poor, the helpless and the needy.

So why not jump on the wagon like all the politicians suing and counter suing, I am now looking for someone I can sue for RM40million. With that money, I will buy myself a big house, nice sports car, MPV and a good holiday in Europe. Most of all I will spend half of it to feed the poor and the orphans.

My apology for the “Angan-angan Mat Jenin”, I wonder what would “Angan-angan Mek Teresa” be? Her total claim for damages now amounting to RM140million, how would she spend that much money, buy a private jet and lease it to Pakatan?

ARE YOU ANTI SOSIAL?

It took the Raja-Raja Melayu to tell all those who sing and shout that there are no such thing as "Social Contract" not to questions its existence. A slap on the face to those who deny such "Contract" ever exist. A slap "tak cukup", I will be happy to spit on their faces. If they ever talk much about it again, I suggest the Government send them to join all those on sabbatical leave at Kamunting.

I am also apppalled by the statements of the President of the Bar, she denied the Bar ever question the existence of "Social Contract". It is the biggest and the largest lie ever told by the President who is supposed to be representing lawyers throughout Malaya. For your information she does not represent lawyers from Sabah and Sarawak.

I received numerous emails from the Bar Council several months ago, inviting members to join the full of rubbish time and time again forum on Social Contract. The Bar Council in the name of freedom of speech and expression approved the participants to questions "Social Contract" as if "Social Contract" is among seven deadly sins. Memang dia orang ni kurang ajar. I can't wait to see the Government banned the Bar Council too. I do.. I really really do. Dont they know, organising such forum is as good as approving it. Unless they want to "Bodoh-bodohkan kita".

We also have one not so smart Malay Menteri Besar, he just doesn't get it, doesn't he, why must he goes on saying Malaysians can question the execution of "Social Contract". Bodoh betul MB ni, buat malu orang Selangor.

MB Khalid!!! Next time when the Rulers speaks, you read between the lines, then you shut up lah....don't say anything. Just say, terima kasih Tuanku.

Bodoh betul dia ni!!!

BANNED, SHUT DOWN THIS BLOG?

Why just banned Hindraff alone?

Banned the Bar Council too, as far as I am concern, they are all the same thing, banned them too.

The Bar Council for instance, what have they contributed to the peace and harmony in this country? Nothing, nothing at all, all you hear from them, we believe in freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom of religion, freedom to switch religion, freedom to demonstrate, freedom to walk to Palace of Justice, freedom to kiss my foot.

All these freedoms that they believe in have caused uneasiness among the large majority of the members. Believe me, they have more than 12000 members, only a fraction support the Bar. Look at the attendance of their AGMs, EGMs held from time to time, not even 10% per cent of the members turn up. You will also see the same people proposing motions at EGMs, seconded by the same people who are non other than those who want the top job in the Council.

Some smart arse lawyers would say, you cannot banned the Bar, the Bar is not NGOs neither an Association, they are a Statutory Body. Then, I urge the Government to pass a new law to give an alternative to lawyers, that is to practice, lawyers do not have to be a member of the Bar. Give the lawyers an alternative body. Now that is freedom.

Among other freedom is to banned Hindraff, right ?!!!

Calling the banned and shut down of this blog is cruelty.

KUAT BERLAKUN BOLEH DAPAT DATUK

When someone like Anwar stood in Parliament for over four hours, I ask myself, is he debating or is he talking about himself ? Then I realise he called for a new budget, apparently the earlier budget table by Pak Lah outdated.

Why can’t he just debate the budget table before him? Why can't he just make things simple to everyone?

This is how I feel about it, there is not much to debate about, the last budget was well crafted that it caught the opposition by surprise. As a result there is not much the opposition can do, but they must be seen to be doing something, nothing better than to get “Kuda tunggangan DAP” to stand for four hours and call for a new budget. Don’t they know the rules about tabling budget?

“Apalah Anwar…. hang ni macam dah tak dak modal lain.”

"Hang ni macam Dato' Shah Rukh Khan, pandai berlakon."

POSTERS BILLBOARDs AND DATUKSHIP

DATUK SHAGGY ?

Another big day expected today in Parliament.

Anwar has set a new deadline to take over the present Government, he said it is imminent by the end of the year. It doesn't come as a suprise when September 16 did not materialise, he got away with it. He seems to get away with anything, perhaps he was born in the Rat Year. Has it been Pak Lah who set the deadline, later set another date, Pak Lah will be called a liar.

Anwar's posters wishing Hari Raya are everywhere in Selangor most conspicious spots from Batu Caves to the foot of Bukit Antarabangsa, shall I say along MRR2. There were days I could not stand looking at the former Selangor MB posters and Billboards. It is something I believe everyone in Selangor can live without. At one point, someone even asked me whether the lady next to Azmin's Ali is his mother (actually it was PKR MP Zuraidah). What can I do, not everyone pays attention to politics.

I can never forget Anwar has his picture in the many primary school text books when he was the Education Minister. You can also find his pictures many years ago in give away Yassin at "kenduri" when he was Timbalan Presiden UMNO. I think he love himself so much.

On another topic, Datukship for Shah Rukh Khan came as a great shock to the nation. Almost everyone I met think if that is the case, they should give it too to someone like Jackie Chan, Bernie Eccleston, Kris Diyanti or better still Shaggy who performs and promote Malaysia from time to time.

Datuk Shaggy... sounds catching, dont you think?

BETTER PAK LAH THAN KU LI, I THINK?

For the good of the Party, for BN and for the Nation, Pak Lah although smiling, the way I see it was crying inside when announcing he is not contesting the top post and shall pass the throne to his successor. He has done his very best to transform reform making preparation for 2020, so he said and I believe him.

What I can’t believe is when Ku Li suggested one party system for BN. What for?

Please tell me Ku Li, how do you expect a one party system to represent the vast various complex minority of the Sarawakian and Sabahan, or the Sikh or the Orang Asli or anyone who is a kin to everyone in Malaysia? We are not America and we will never be them. Even the most democratic country with 700 years of Parliament have more than 10 political parties which among others Ulster Unionist and Sinn Fein, I am sure you are familiar with those names since you graduated from Belfast if I am not mistaken.

Like Musa, like Ghafar, like Anwar, likewise Ku Li, was not destined to be the PM.

So Ku Li, do not suggest anything unless you are contesting in the UMNO election top post, just don’t say anything, just shut up will you. No one in UMNO will disolve UMNO like the way you defunct Semangat 46.

Foto below, one believe in one or two party system, the other doesn't believe in political party. Choose.

NO OPEN HOUSE, NO MORE

The Gate Crashing at PWTC of those with banners and placards calling for abolishment of ISA, free the Hindraff 5 and RPK lead by Hindraffs and others who has nothing to do, should be condemned by all Rakyat Malaysia.

There are Bloggers who among them are Malay lawyers believe it is appropriate to dress with protest T shirts and placards chanting abolish this and that, free this and that at Hari Raya Open House when they know themselves that it could have been done at a different forum. These are the Kurang Ajar, Kurang Adat Malay Lawyers who are a shame of their own mother tongue.

It is ironic, PKR, PAS, DAP kept mum about it as if condoning such behaviour at Hari Raya.

About time the Government withheld all form of Open House celebration. No more the much proud Hari Raya Open House and one thing for sure, the way I see it, is no longer safe. If the Government insist on doing it, just do it by invitation, thats what they do in the most democratic country like the UK and so be it.

Gate Crashing can be thrilling, I enjoy it thorougly but in disguise? For and in the name of freedom of expression? At Hari Raya Open House?

Kiss My Foot!!!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA TO ALL

I got these amazing shots of Reuters, AFP, Getty Images photographers of people observing Ramadhan all over the world via email from a very dear person. I felt very touch at some of the photos, especially at a boy who fell asleep while awaiting breaking fast and a young girl praying alone at men gallery in a mosque in Palestine and visually impaired children reading the Quran, May Allah Bless Us All.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish Selamat Hari Raya To All Of You and Maaf Zahir Dan Batin.

1.Symbolizing the faith of Islam, the crescent moon is seen at sunset on top of the Faisal Mosque in Islamabad, Pakistan, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. (AP Photo/Wally Santana).

2.An officer of Brunei's Islamic authority looks through a telescope as he performs "rukyah", the sighting of the new moon for Ramadan, over the skies of Bukit Agok outside Bandar Seri Begawan August 31, 2008. Muslims scan the sky at dusk at the end of their lunar calendar's eighth month in search of the new moon to proclaim the beginning of Ramadan. (REUTERS/Ahim Rani) .

3.A Palestinian man reads from the Koran, during the Muslim holy fasting month of Ramadan, in a mosque in the West Bank city of Jenin, Thursday, Sept. 11, 2008. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)

4. Indonesian men attend Friday prayer at Istiqlal mosque, the biggest in Southeast Asia, in Jakarta, Indonesia, Friday, Sept. 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Irwin Fedriansyah) #

5. Jordanian Muslim girls queue in line outside a humanitarian center for waiting for meals to be donated at the time for the breaking of their fast, or Iftar, on the 13th day of the Muslim holy fasting month of Ramadan in Amman, Jordan, Saturday, Sept. 13, 2008. (AP Photo/Nader Daoud) #

6.A Palestinian woman is seen on her way to pray for the holy fasting month of Ramadan at the Al Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem's Old City, Friday, Sept. 12, 2008.(AP Photo/Bernat Armangue) #

7. Palestinian women lead young girls through the Kalandia checkpoint, on the outskirts of the West Bank city of Ramallah, to cross to Jerusalem to attend Friday prayers at the Al-Aqsa mosques compound on September 19, 2008. Thousands of Muslim faithful have been crossing every week from the West bank to attend Friday prayers at the Al-Aqsa, Islam's third holiest shrine, since the start of the holy month of Ramadan three weeks ago. (DAVID FURST/AFP/Getty Images) #

8.Israeli border police hold back Palestinians on their way to pray for the holy fasting month of Ramadan at the Al Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem's Old City, at Kalandia checkpoint, between the West Bank town of Ramallah and Jerusalem, Friday, Sept. 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Bernat Armangue) #

9.Palestinian women walk past men (on the other side of the fence) waiting to cross a checkpoint to get into Israel in order to pray for the holy fasting month of Ramadan at the Al Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem's Old City, in the West Bank town of Bethlehem, Friday, Sept. 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Tara Todras-Whitehill) #

10. This picture taken September 5, 2008 shows a stall worker preparing roasted chicken wings to be sold at a Ramadan bazaar in downtown Kuala Lumpur for the breaking of their fast. In Muslim households across Asia, the inflation crisis is casting a shadow over the holy month of Ramadan, and making the nightly ritual of breaking the fast a more meagre affair. From Afghanistan to Malaysia, the high prices of food are forcing the poor to go without, and curtailing the lavish evening buffets which the well-off have flocked to in better economic times. (KAMARUL AKHIR/AFP/Getty Images. )

11.Kashmiri Muslims pray inside the Jamia Masjid, or Grand Mosque, on the first Friday of Ramadan in Srinagar, India, Friday, Sept. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Dar Yasin).

12.A Pakistani man prepares sweet drinks for people to break their fast at a mosque during the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan in Lahore on September 3, 2008. (Arif Ali/AFP/Getty Images) .

13.A Palestinian boy holds a homemade sparkler firework after breaking his fast at the end of the second day of Ramadan in the West Bank city of Ramallah,Tuesday, Sept. 2, 2008. (AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen) .

14.A seller of traditional Syrian sweets calls out for customers in the Meidan quarter of Damascus September 2, 2008. Sales of the sweets go up during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. (REUTERS/Khaled al-Hariri) .

15.A Muslim woman reads a copy of the Koran at the Istiqlal mosque during the second day of ramadan in Jakarta, Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim-majority country, on September 2, 2008. (ADEK BERRY/AFP/Getty Image.)

16.In a pre-Ramadan tradition, Bosnian Muslim girls wash their face with water from cave as local tradition claims that the water and prayers inside the cave will bring personal beauty and success for the year, near the Bosnian town of Kladanj, 50 kms north of Sarajevo, Bosnia, on Sunday, Aug. 31, 2008. More than 30.000 people gathered to pray inside and outside the cave this year. (AP Photo/Amel Emric) .17.A Bangladeshi vendor sells traditional sweet meats for breaking the Ramadan fast, at the Chalk bazaar in Dhaka, Bangladesh, Friday, Sept. 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Pavel Rahman) #

18An Egyptian family looks to buy a "Fanus Ramadan", a traditional lantern popular during Ramadan, at a shop in el-Sayeda Zaynab district of downtown Cairo, late August 28, 2008. (KHALED DESOUKI/AFP/Getty Images).

19.A Palestinian Muslim girl prays in the men's mosque before the evening prayer called "tarawih", during the holy fasting month of Ramadan in the West Bank city of Ramallah, Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen) #

20.A Pakistani man offers Friday prayers atop a mosque roof during the holy Muslim month of Ramadan in Peshawar, Pakistan on Friday, Sept. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Mohammad Sajjad) #

21. A man has his eyes smeared with traditional Kohl eyeliner before Friday prayers during the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad September 5, 2008. (REUTERS/Krishnendu Halder) #

22. The Al-Zaim family of Duxbury, Massachusetts sits, gathered together for their dinner after 7pm on September 14th, 2008, to break their Ramadan Fast. (Justine Hunt/Globe Staff Photo) #

23. Workers sew prayer caps in a factory in old Dhaka, Bangladesh on September 18, 2008. Prayer caps have huge demand during the holy month of Ramadan. (REUTERS/Andrew Biraj) #

24.Kashmiri Muslims offer prayers inside the Jamia Masjid, or Grand Mosque, on the first Friday of Ramadan in Srinagar, India, Friday, Sept. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Dar Yasin) #

25. A child prepares food for Iftar (evening meal) before the breaking of fast on the first day of Ramadan at Memon Mosque in Karachi, Pakistan on September 2, 2008. (REUTERS/Athar Hussain) #

26.Lebanese "Musaharati" Mohammed Fanas wakes up observant Muslims for their overnight "suhur" meal before the day's fast in Sidon's Old City in south Lebanon just before dawn on September 3, 2008. (MAHMOUD ZAYAT/AFP/Getty Images) #

27Visually impaired Palestinian students read verses of the Koran, Islam's holiest book, written in Braille, during the holy fasting month of Ramadan at Al-Qabas Islamic school in the West Bank city of Ramallah, Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen) #
28.Workers dry vermicelli, a specialty eaten during the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan, in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad, India on September 5, 2008. (REUTERS/Krishnendu Halder) #

29.A Kashmiri man rests after performing prayers inside the shrine of Sufi saint, Mir Syed Ali Hamdani, during Ramadan in Srinagar, in Indian-administered Kashmir on September 11, 2008. (REUTERS/Fayaz Kabli) #

30.Thai Muslim children pray at a mosque during Ramadan in Narathiwat province in Thailand on September 9, 2008. (MADAREE TOHLALA/AFP/Getty Images) #

31Afghan men offer prayers on a hill top overlooking Kabul, Afghanistan on September 8, 2008, during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. (SHAH MARAI/AFP/Getty Images) #

32A worker prepares traditional sweets at a pastry shop in Tehran, Iran on the fifth day of the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan September 6, 2008. (REUTERS/Morteza Nikoubazl)

33Muslim women attend prayers on the eve of the first day of the Islamic fasting month of Ramadan at a mosque in Surabaya, East Java, Indonesia on August 31, 2008. (REUTERS/Sigit Pamungkas) #

34In this picture taken on September 13, 2008 a Pakistani labourer stacks bananas being kept in increased quantities for the holy month of Ramadan in the storeroom of a fruit market in Islamabad, Pakistan. (FAROOQ NAEEM/AFP/Getty Images) #

35A boy sleeps in a mosque while waiting to break his fast on the first day of Ramadan in Makassar, Indonesia on September 1, 2008. (REUTERS/Yusuf Ahmad) #

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AND MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN 2008.