Monday 9 June 2008

A Joke Is A Joke



During a cabinet meeting,"read Chedet.com", Tun Mahathir said, "The first thing we do, we hang the lawyers." quoting Shakespeare. He was having fun, poking at lawyers who has no sense of humour. Ohhh... what a sensitive lot aren't they? You tell them its a joke, they will tell you its bad taste, they bored you with their ego. Boring people lawyers, Tun Mahathir should have took Shakespeare wish and desire literally so that we can have more fun and live in peace.
Today, the walk at Kamunting was organised by a group of lawyers, to support the release of several lawyers from the detention camp. Before this, there were several other lawyers detained in Kamunting including the one that insulted the Sultan of Perak. He deserved it, I have no sympathy at all.
Lawyers are bunch of noisy people who always think they are right and others are wrong. They love themselves so much, it really gets on my nerve. Have you heard of these jokes? Of course about lawyers lah.... whatelse...

- A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemise costs. The statement included this item:

“Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn’t you, RM50.00.”

-Why sharks dont bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.

-A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

Hear...hear...hear.

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