RESULTS AND SUMMARY OF UMNO ASSEMBLY 2008

Traffic at PWTC:

Complete nightmare. LRT is fine but it rains every evening. Rahmat I supposed.

Food:

More than enough for everyone within four hundred meters radius.

Shopping:

Same stuffs you find during Hari Raya. Lots of new stalls, lots of Songket. Most Samping Songket do not look like Sampin Songket we use to know, the design are appalling. It is too bright and too loud with too many florals design on the songket.

Untuk apa men wearing floral design for their samping? Some just too expensive.

Expected Results:

Muhyidin Yassin take the Vice President seat.

Shahrizat for Wanita

Unexpected Results:

Many Johorean MT out. Many Sabahan in.

Khairy won as Ketua Pemuda.

Pemuda:

Many not happy with the recount, many more not happy KJ take on Pemuda Chief. A few conceded, a few more believe Khairy will make the change in the Youth. This time they got youth to lead them, not old bag who wants to be known as Youth.

KJ should take this notes, go and pat the back of some pak cik or mak cik or rub the head of budak dalam buaian.

Your work, is to build and project better image for yourself. Image is important, as for now your image is not that good. Get closer to the rakyat, speak less, stand next to the Pak Cik and Mak Cik, just stand next to them until they say something, hug them the way you hug people you like.

Hishamuddin hand over ceremony was bad, menangis aje dia ni, apahal, sakit ke?

Still masih gatal dok pegang keris.

Perwakilan Speeches:

Ok lah.. the usual lawak bodoh, the usual hentam itu and ini, the usual statements of government not doing enough for the Malays, GLC should support Bumiputra so on and so forth.

All of us know this fact and its the truth "Orang Melayu dapat projek macam beruk dapat bunga".

Najib delivered good closing speech witnessed by his foster parent Tun Mahathir and Hasmah who arrived at about the same time Najib to deliver his closing speech.