RESULTS AND SUMMARY OF UMNO ASSEMBLY 2008

Traffic at PWTC:

Complete nightmare. LRT is fine but it rains every evening. Rahmat I supposed.

Food:

More than enough for everyone within four hundred meters radius.

Shopping:

Same stuffs you find during Hari Raya. Lots of new stalls, lots of Songket. Most Samping Songket do not look like Sampin Songket we use to know, the design are appalling. It is too bright and too loud with too many florals design on the songket.

Untuk apa men wearing floral design for their samping? Some just too expensive.

Expected Results:

Muhyidin Yassin take the Vice President seat.

Shahrizat for Wanita

Unexpected Results:

Many Johorean MT out. Many Sabahan in.

Khairy won as Ketua Pemuda.

Pemuda:

Many not happy with the recount, many more not happy KJ take on Pemuda Chief. A few conceded, a few more believe Khairy will make the change in the Youth. This time they got youth to lead them, not old bag who wants to be known as Youth.

KJ should take this notes, go and pat the back of some pak cik or mak cik or rub the head of budak dalam buaian.

Your work, is to build and project better image for yourself. Image is important, as for now your image is not that good. Get closer to the rakyat, speak less, stand next to the Pak Cik and Mak Cik, just stand next to them until they say something, hug them the way you hug people you like.

Hishamuddin hand over ceremony was bad, menangis aje dia ni, apahal, sakit ke?

Still masih gatal dok pegang keris.

Perwakilan Speeches:

Ok lah.. the usual lawak bodoh, the usual hentam itu and ini, the usual statements of government not doing enough for the Malays, GLC should support Bumiputra so on and so forth.

All of us know this fact and its the truth "Orang Melayu dapat projek macam beruk dapat bunga".

Najib delivered good closing speech witnessed by his foster parent Tun Mahathir and Hasmah who arrived at about the same time Najib to deliver his closing speech.

UMNO 2009? HEHEHE 2008 ELECTION? ASSEMBLY.

Eventually, the much awaited, UMNO General Assembly is on tomorrow.

It is dated as 2008 General Assembly. Its not important I suppose. The most important is the Election.

Who do I expect to win?

For Naib Presiden, Hishamuddin Tun Hussein. Zahid Hamidi and Shafie Apdal

Why the above? Hishamuddin, give him chance lah, Zahid know how to take Anwar by the horns.

For Ketua Wanita: Sharizat.

Why Sharizat? Let me be honest, Rafidah got to go.

I was very disappointed when Sharizat lost at Lembah Pantai in the last election. Orang Pantai Dalam buta agaknya. What do you get from Nurul Izzah. I was told she spend more time at Bangsar than Pantai Dalam. What to do, “tempat jatuh lagikan di kenang, ini kan pula tempat bermain, betul tak?

Sharizat could redeem her lost in the last election by being Ketua Wanita and make a good comeback.

For Ketua Pemuda: Mukhriz Tun Mahathir.

Why Mukhriz? He is clean enough for the new UMNO Youth image, for the future UMNO too. Where else in this world at over 40 – 45 you are known as Youth/Pemuda, only in UMNO.

All Mukhriz got to do for now is to keep smiling, let your Daddy do the talking.

There you go, that’s result expection, that's my prediction, should I be given the chance to vote, I would vote for them.

A friend asked me this morning about Gobind and I said, Gobind is trying so hard to be like his father The truth is no one will be like their father, "muka saja akan akan" to show you are not anak angkat or a bastard, character wise, "gaya ada, isi tiada."

In many of my postings, I believe many of you would have noticed, I enjoyed ridiculing Gobind, Zaid and many other lawyers, especially the Bar. After all this blog started when I “sakit hati” with a Senior Bengali Lawyer.

Having said that, I have high regards to the many Malay lawyers I know, for being humble, accommodating, keep to their words, sticking to ethics, always look forward to an amicable settlement and most of all never look down at others in particular junior lawyers.

Have a look at this, it justify why lawyers are bunch of thick face good for nothing.

ARE YOU DRUNK ?

Tun Mahathir liken Zaid Ibrahim to "katak"when Zaid Ibrahim in his speech at the Rotary Club called DYMM Yang Di Pertuan Agong not to appoint Dato Najib as the Prime Minister.

I think Tun is being too nice and kind to call him "katak". He is more of "Ular" to be exact.

Both Zaid and Anwar sound the same, by whatever means their agenda is to ensure Najib will never make it as the Prime Minister. Both of them, hina UMNO, hina orang Melayu, at most times they make it sound as if only orang melayu bodoh who sokong UMNO are stupid, they want to "pijak-pijak" UMNO. I know both of them thoroughly enjoy it.

Asking DYMM Yang Di Pertuan Agong not to appoint Najib as Prime Minister is not only stupid, it is also complete madness. He should have thanked UMNO for supporting him all these years.

God knows what strike him that evening at the Rotary Club, he either lost his mind or absolutely piss.

As I said before, it could be true too, those who support PKR are those without principle, on one hand they disregard Titah Di Raja as they did in Perak, on the other hand they ask the King to do things for them.

Yes do things for them. The other assumption, "Dia Buang Tabiat".

EVERYONE WANTS IMMUNITY

image Daily Mail UK : She was charged by Mersey Rail for resting her feet on the opposite seat.

A friend asked me today, "Did you read the papers this morning? Utusan?” To my great pleasure I replied, “I have not read Utusan for a long time, that newspaper bored me to death.”

Taking the attention of another lawyer sitting next to me in the court gallery, as if he is speaking to him too, he said “How could he not read Utusan when he is UMNO member?”, at the same time pointing his finger at me. The other lawyer showed a page in the Star newspaper which carried a news on Ali Rastam, “He has not been reading Utusan too." referring to Ali Rastam. He went on to say, "I bought this piece for RM1.20 for the cartoon.”. I smile to him in agreement.

The conversation later dragged on the issue about Karpal being charge at court. The other lawyer said, “How could they charged him, he was only citing the constitution? My friend replied, “He threatened to sue Sultan Azlan, he can’t sue the Sultan, especially when the Sultan is acting in his official capacity.” The other lawyer made this typical lawyer demeanour of naivity as if Sultan Azlan is not acting in his official capacity whereas Karpal is acting in his official capacity and said, “How about the Special Court?”

I added, “The Special Court was set up for his unofficial conduct.” The lawyer being displeased said “I thought they have removed the immunity?

“No.. I replied, in fact the President of the Bar is also immune from prosecution.” Both of them were stunned. “Yes…, the President of the Bar is immune from prosecution. The Bill was tabled by Hamzah Abu Samah and passed in Parliament in the 70s, go and check.” I said.

It’s a boring subject, those who supported Karpal will stand up for Karpal. Before I walked off I said, “Let Karpal defend himself if he think he is right. It’s up to the prosecution to prosecute him.”

I didn't say what I really wanted to say, "Don’t tell me we need the blessing of lawyers or the Bar Council to prosecute one of it’s member."

MPs BEHAVING LIKE SAKIT JIWA

This is what happened when there is immunity in Parliament.

Intended or not calling someone or anyone a murderer, in particular to the DPM, in Parliament!!!....is way out of boundaries of any respected human being especially when you are an MP. Are you a Member of Parliament Gobind?

What were you thinking at that time Gobind? Don’t you have a better place to say it? Do you know there are school children watching the sessions ?

Sometimes I thought MPs should undergo some sort of treatment, you know the “sakit jiwa” treatment. Many of them have "sakit jiwa" but they just do not know about it, and there are more of them among the Members of Parliament in Malaysia nowadays then ever before.

By tomorrow, the Parliament will ban Gobind for a year.

I want to see them ban him for life.

What sort of people will stand up for you. The Bar Council, perhaps.

NO IMMUNITY

I was deeply touched when I got to know anak nelayan scored 20 A1s in all her subjects for her SPM. I hope the Government will support her all the way to the best college or university befitting her hard work and determination. She wants to go to the best University in the Middle East, help her to fulfil her wish and desire. RM60 billion means nothing, if she could not get a place that would full fill her dreams.

I hope she will be a fine example one day, where she speaks with grace when she thanked everyone who has help her to fulfil her dreams.

To speak with grace, she needs to be at the right college or university. Oxford or Cambridge are fine example.

Surely we do not want her to speak like Jagdeep, Bettie Chew, Karpal and many more from the Barisan end.

When one speaks with grace, issue of immunity does not arise. I personally think the immunity enjoy by the members of parliament should be removed. They all talk too much without substance. All Muslim knows, the more you speak, the more sins you committed, one of which, you tell people you got numbers, you got the date, you got the traitors to cross over for you but nothing happen, you can't even keep simple promises, yet you keep repeating like a parrot.

What is there to fear? You people are behaving like 'samseng" anyway, taking away the immunity is good, let see, whether you got balls or not.

Semua penakut, thats what you are, its not about doing your job without fear, all of you takut papa, takut jatuh miskin.

Back to anak nelayan, I would like to congratulate her and her family, well done, we are very proud of you. Good luck with whatever you do in many years to come, may all your wishes come true.

INSYAALLAH.

MINI MONEY MINOR MORE

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RM60 billion for a mini budget is a lot of money. Strange Anwar did not object to the sitting of Parliament for the mini budget like he did in the past, “Unconstitutional lah katanya.” “Gula-gula lah", you bloody hyprocrite, object lah, the way you did in the last budget.

I am wandering how this RM60 billion will get to me, even "sebesar kuman", as for now I am thinking not a single penny will stimulate my business. Nothing was mentioned about the service industry I ventured for over ten years.

I don’t need tax cut, there is nothing to cut, I am more concern that I am unable to service all the loans I rendered. I am very worried, I am not getting paid, it is recurring on daily basis.

The landlord is not reducing the rental, the parking charges remain the same, the costs for filing papers in court are the same, courier services, midnight runners are not cutting their charges, not even for a penny, they continued asking for more, that goes to salary too. I must pay the salary, I must contribute epf, socso and what not, its statutory obligations which I have to endure through pain and sorrow.

Shut down your business, some of these good for nothing people were saying. It is not as simple as that, it is easier said than done, I am not doing product orientated business, it is a lot easier to pack the bags in this type of business.

Senang, Anwar Guan Eng cakap, be brave lah, Government can do more lah, what the hell both of you can do? Both of you do nothing from day one of the political tsunami, all both of you did were barking, buat huru hara, cabar sana, cabar sini, got the numbers my foot, both of you responsible for the huru hara in Perak. Do not deny, they are your men.

Even I can do the job like Guan Eng or Anwar are doing now, anyone can do, even better with grace indeed.

Whatever it is, it is que sera sera, tomorrow I will write to the Minister of Finance for grant, not loan, I don’t want loan, I don’t want the bank behind my back.

PERANGAI MELAYU MODEN

Do you know the Malays hate UMNO so much?

Do you know many Malays who are still loyal to UMNO sick of the same old fart in UMNO like Khir Toyo?

Such hate make them want to do away with"kedudukkan istimewa orang melayu", they even look for reasons to shut down anything institution that bears the Malay name.

On Raja-Raja Melayu, where ever they can they remain subdue, they allow people like Karpal to openly make fun of Raja-Raja Melayu.

All these arise out of hate towards UMNO, it is as a result of this hate that they think like orang gila, they acted precisely the way "Marahkan Nyamuk, Kelambu Di Bakar".

When DYMM Tuanku Sultan Selangor expressed his disappointment on the conduct of the Malays as rude ill manered and unabashed, the answers are simple, blame it on the politicians.

Blame it on UMNO, they were so greedy and arrogant at one stage, they thought they will never bites the dusts.

Now, these same UMNO clowns will do anything to ensure that they will never be forgotten, especially those who are going for the top posts in the upcoming UMNO election.

You can also blame on PAS leaders too, go to their ceramahs, see for yourself, at every ceramah they were rude, ill manered, they go straight to character attack at everybody that oppose them, not to forget, if you do not join them or against them, you are condemned to hell for eternity.

Do you know why there are more street demonstration among PAS members than any other political party? Because they promise heaven, all of you will go to heaven if you support them.

Anwar will go to heaven, I do not know about Kit Siang and Karpal.

One thing for sure, I would rather blame the whole bloody saga on Anwar, for he is known to be loud, kurang ajar, for having no balls to stop his men from behaving like bloody tramp.

Bloody anarchist !!!

UNDER THE BROADWALK ? TREE

When we are concern about gloom economy, when we worried whether we can sustain in business for the next six month, when our employees are praying so that they will not be laid off, we have politicians who only care about themselves.

In Perak, the Speaker chose to convene State Assembly under a tree, with a “baruah” reciting “doa selamat”. What the hell, if they want to sit under a tree for the assembly sessions, so be it.

Just hope they don’t drag our children out of their classes for sessions under trees too.

Surely many of us in this multicultural society knew where he and his advisors get the idea from if it is not in one of those Rajinikanth movies.

To those who do not know who is Rajinikanth, he is Tom Cruise of Tamil movies. In his movie you will learn wherever he stays, there is always trouble or anarchists of some sort, this Rajinikanth will always appear to sort it out, it gets very violent too. If not he will arbitrate under a tree witness by the whole community, no one speaks except him and parties in question. Go and watch one of his movie to experience his magic exhilarating
moment, especially the way he throw his "kain selimpang" to his villains and the way he flip his opponent. Go watch this movie "Padayappa". You will be his fan, I bet you will.

Back to our main issues today, when we were stuck in traffic jams, roads with dozens and tonnes of potholes, our leaders politicians speakers are behaving in the most stupid behaviour they can be.
No change in KL or DBKL since Pakatan walk in the administration of KL, I wonder what sort of people who support them.

The lawyers that they appointed in Ipoh to represent themselves, don’t even know whether they have locus standi or not. What sort of lawyers are they, experience, expensive or just over excited with the big picture going on around the country.

As I said many times before, politician, lawyers, or anyone for that matter that have any relation with Pakatan, do not bloody care about us. They are just bloody corrupt for power, power corrupt, they want that power absolutely, absolute power corrupt absolutely and they all in Pakatan dying for for that power.